DIWALI HINDI STATUS SHAYRI 2016

1.   Khushiyan ho overflow,
      Masti kabhi na ho low,
      Dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
      Dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
      Aisa aaye apke liye Diwali ka tyohar

2.   Your Eyes Patakha, your Lips Rocket,
      Your Ears Chakari, your Nose Fuljari,
      Your Style Anaar, your Personality Bomb,
      SMS Karo Varna I’m Coming With Agarbatti

3.  Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
     Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
    Yash Itna faile ki Kasturi Sharma Jaye,
     Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI b dekte rah jaye

4.  Roshan ho deepak or sara jag jagmagaye
     Liye sath Sita maiyya ko Ram ji hain aaye
     shehar yu lage mano ayodhya ho,
    Aao har dwar har gali har mod pe hm deep jalaye

5.  Ek Dua Mangte Hai Hum Apne Bhagwan Se,
    Chahte Hai Aapki Khushi Pure Imaan Se,
    Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
   Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-jaan Se………….!!
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Aap apne android phon me ek sath 2 number se alg alg whatsapp chala skte he. janiye kaise .

step 1. google play store me jaye or parallel space nam se software ko search kre.
photo me sbse upr jo software he . use download krke install kr le.

step 2. ab parallel software ko open kare.  usme add "+" ka chin aayega . us pe click krke whatsapp ko  select krna he.

 

 

  ab whatsapp ko install krke aap apne new number se  phon me dusra whatsapp account bna skte he.
dono whatsapp alg alg number pe kam krenge or messege bhi alg alg number pe aayenge.

ye bhi pdhiye.

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27 PRIVATE SECCTOR BANK NAME AND MD AND HEADUATER

SBI AND 5 ASSOCIATE BANKS MD AND HEADQUATERS

TOTAL PRIVATE SECTOR BANKS IN INDIA ARE 27.

1.  SBI AND 5 ASSOCIATE BANKS MD AND HEADQUATERS


                                                   

• State bank of india-          CHAIRMAN- ARUNDHATI BHATTACHARYA                                                HEADQUATER-MUMBAI

• state bank of bikaner and jaipur-      CHAIRMAN-  JYOTI GOSH                                                                                             HEADQUATER-JAIPUR                                 

• state bank of massure-                  CHAIRMAN- RAJNISH KUMAR                                                                                     HEADQUATER-BANGLURU    

        

• state bank of patiyala-           CHAIRMAN-  RAMESH RANGAN                                                                                      HEADQUATER-PATIYALA     

          

• state bank of trawancore-      CHAIRMAN-   C.R. SASIKUMAR                                                                                        HEADQUATER-TRIWANTPURAM

19 NATIONALISED BANKS NAME CHAIRMAN MD AND HEADQUATER 2016

PHASE 1.  14 BANKS NATIONAISED IN 19 JULY 1969


   NAME               CHAIRMAN/MD(2016)    HEADQUARTER

1. ALLAHBAD BANK   -  RAKESH SETHI -KOLKATA

2. BANK OF BARODA  - S.S. MUNDRA    -BARODA

3. BANK OF INDIA       - VIJAYLAXMI IYAR  - MUMBAI

4. BANK OF MAHARASTRA - SUSHIL MUNOTE -PUNE

5. CANARA BANK      -  R.K. DUBBE      -BANGLURU

6. CENRTAL BANK OF INDIA - RAJEEV RISHI -MUMBAI

7. DENA BANK            -ASHWINI KUMAR    -MUMBAI

8. INDIAN BANK        -T.M. BHASIN       -CHENNAI

9. INDIAN OVERSEASE BBANK  - M. NARENDRA -CHENNAI

10. PANJAB NATIONAL BANK  -K.R. KAMAT  -NEW DELHI

11. SYNDICATE BANK  - SUDHIR KUMAR JAIN  -MANIPAL

12. UCO BANK  - ARUN KAUL     -KOLKATA

13. UNION BANK OF INDIA -DEEPAK/SANJAY  - MUMBAI

14. UNITED BANK OF INDIA  -V. KANNAN  -BANGLURU




 PHASE 2.  6 NATIONALISED BANK IN 15 APRIL 1980


1. CORPORATION BANK 
2. VIYYA BANK
3.  AANDHRA BANK 
4. PANJAB AND SIND BANK 
5. ORIANTED BANK OF INDIA
6 . NEW BANK OF INDIA (MERGED IN PNB)

2 NEW PSB BANKS

1. BMB(BHARTIYA MAHILA BANK) 
2. IDBI (INDUSTRAIL DEVELOPMENT BANK OF INDIA) 

19 NATIONALISED BANKS NAME CHAIRMAN MD AND HEADQUATER 2016

PHASE 1.  14 BANKS NATIONAISED IN 19 JULY 1969


   NAME               CHAIRMAN/MD(2016)    HEADQUARTER

1. ALLAHBAD BANK   -  RAKESH SETHI -KOLKATA

2. BANK OF BARODA  - S.S. MUNDRA    -BARODA

3. BANK OF INDIA       - VIJAYLAXMI IYAR  - MUMBAI

4. BANK OF MAHARASTRA - SUSHIL MUNOTE -PUNE

5. CANARA BANK      -  R.K. DUBBE      -BANGLURU

6. CENRTAL BANK OF INDIA - RAJEEV RISHI -MUMBAI

7. DENA BANK            -ASHWINI KUMAR    -MUMBAI

8. INDIAN BANK        -T.M. BHASIN       -CHENNAI

9. INDIAN OVERSEASE BBANK  - M. NARENDRA -CHENNAI

10. PANJAB NATIONAL BANK  -K.R. KAMAT  -NEW DELHI

11. SYNDICATE BANK  - SUDHIR KUMAR JAIN  -MANIPAL

12. UCO BANK  - ARUN KAUL     -KOLKATA

13. UNION BANK OF INDIA -DEEPAK/SANJAY  - MUMBAI

14. UNITED BANK OF INDIA  -V. KANNAN  -BANGLURU




 PHASE 2.  6 NATIONALISED BANK IN 15 APRIL 1980


1. CORPORATION BANK 
2. VIYYA BANK
3.  AANDHRA BANK 
4. PANJAB AND SIND BANK 
5. ORIANTED BANK OF INDIA
6 . NEW BANK OF INDIA (MERGED IN PNB)

SBI AND 5 ASSOCIATE BANKS MD AND HEADQUATERS

TOTAL PRIVATE SECTOR BANKS IN INDIA ARE 27.

1.  SBI AND 5 ASSOCIATE BANKS MD AND HEADQUATERS


                                                   

• State bank of india-          CHAIRMAN- ARUNDHATI BHATTACHARYA                                                HEADQUATER-MUMBAI

• state bank of bikaner and jaipur-      CHAIRMAN-  JYOTI GOSH                                                                                             HEADQUATER-JAIPUR                                 

• state bank of massure-                  CHAIRMAN- RAJNISH KUMAR                                                                                     HEADQUATER-BANGLURU    

        

• state bank of patiyala-           CHAIRMAN-  RAMESH RANGAN                                                                                      HEADQUATER-PATIYALA     

          

• state bank of trawancore-      CHAIRMAN-   C.R. SASIKUMAR                                                                                        HEADQUATER-TRIWANTPURAM

• state bank of hydrabad-         CHAIRMAN- SANTANU MUKHRJI                                                                                    HEADQUATER-HYDRABAD

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1.  दुआ तो दिल से मांगी जाती है … जुबां से नहीं , क़बूल तो उसकी भी होती है , जिसकी ज़ुबान नहीं होती।
2. चूक जाये वो वार कैसा…जीत कर हार जाये वो खिलाडी कैसा …और अपनी बात लोगो तक ना पहुँचा सके वो शायर कैसा
3. खुद को बिखरने मत देना कभी किसी हाल में , लोग गिरे हुए मकान की इंटे तक ले जाते है…..!!!
4. मैंने एक बच्चे से पूछा- आज आंगनबाड़ी क्यों नहीं गए ?
बच्चा – कमबख्त कल मुझे तोल रहे थे..क्या पता आज बेच देते..!!!
5. चाहे जितना मर्जी हम अच्छे दिखे,अच्छे कपडे पहने, पर लड़कियाँ पटेंगी उन्ही से जो…साले …pineapple जैसी hair style और बकरे जैसी दाढी लिए घुमतें हैं।

Attitude Status For Whatsapp

1. My attitude is based on how U treat me.

2. Weakness of attitude become weakness U..

3. 70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!

4. My style is unique don't copy it!

5. The only disability in Ur life is a bad attitude...

6. My Attitude is "GoD" gift and nobody take it from me.!

7. Attitude is that Which can give You Power...

Hindi Status for Whatsapp

1. Hath pe ghadi koyi bhi Badi ho….  Lekin waqt apna hona chahiye”

2. Mai apne ghar ke sanskaro ko manta hu ,warna tujhe kab ki teri aukaT dikha di hoTi!!

3.Hum ‘Kimat’ sE nHi ‘Kismat’ Se Mila Krte Hai... 

क्यों हम भरोसा करें गैरों पर_ जबकि हमें चलना है! अपने ही पैरों पर…..!!

4. Koi phoolo se karta hai pyar koi kaanto se hum unse karte hai pyar jo hum se krte hai pyar..##

5. Maine bhi badal diya hai zindagi ke rule ko....Ab jo yad karega wo hi yad rahega...!!

6. प्यार का रिश्ता भी कितना अजीब होता है_ ##मिल जाये तो बातें लंबी और ##बिछड़ जायें तो यादें लंबी।

7. Umar se to mai chota hu lakin Bade-Bade Aashiq muje salam thokte Hai…

8. Zindgi me eese naam kamio.... ke parda girne ke bad bhi taliya bajti rahe...

9. Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamaite Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilaite Hai...

10. !!Fiqr kar uski jo apki fiqr kre_ Vase to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard Insaan...

11. तुम मुझे अच्छे या बुरे नहीं लगते बस अपने लगते हो..!!

12. Zindgi adhuri lagti hai jab apne he rooth jate hai..

13. Zindgi bhut choti hai....hamesha Kush rahe!

14. तुम्हारा दिल है या किसी मंत्री का इस्तीफा, ...कब से मांग रहा हूँ, दे ही नहीं रही हो..

15. Aql badam khane se nahi dhake khane se aati hai...!

16. !!Fiqr kar uski jo apki fiqr kre_ Vase to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard Insaan...

17. तुम मुझे अच्छे या बुरे नहीं लगते बस अपने लगते हो..!!