25 new Whatsapp status
1]SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
2]At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food
3]People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
4]Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.
5]Contributing to entropy since 1994.
6]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
7]” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
8]lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number
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9]Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
10]I like to take road less travelled…..helps
11]To infinity…. and beyond!!!
12]Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
13]I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
14]I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
15]I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
16]There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday
17]There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You
18]Mom's logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..
19]Borrow money from a pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back.
20]Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
21]You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn't your friend anymore.
22]Do not be afraid to step on people... Mario made a career from it.
23]Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them ...
24]I just want to die young as late as possible.
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